this is for all the fellas out there!

i've found the greatest thing ever. i've found one man's secret recipe for the perfect woman. it speaks for itself...

I'm making a woman cake cause I'm hungry as hell. And the sweet
tooth I have only a woman can break the spell. Let me reach into my spice
rack to see what I can get. To make a mix that will stick to my stomach
you can bet.

2 cups of intelligence
1 cup of sugar
(cause she's got to be sweet, mental, deep and sound)
Cinnamon is always good to accent the taste
A few cups of culture, so she's down for her race
(You see I won't bite into anything that's not conscious of its own,
that's why I stick to women and leave the men alone)
I am adding butter cause she must be smooth
2 raisins for the dimples will also be cool (That me . . . c-:) )
I must add eggs so she can reproduce
(Can't leave her hanging, cause I like children too)
I think I"ll add a little Salt, to balance her out
And a dominant profile, to show she has some clout
For a responsible woman, I'll throw in some yeast
(So she'll swell with juices, when I'm ready to feast)
STRONG I'll add 7 cups of courage and into the oven to bake
Turn it up to 360 degrees, To balance her mental state.

Now that it's done Brothers, I won't share her wealth, but I'm sharing
with you the recipe, as I'm consuming this woman all by myself.
.................author, Me

only on match.com. but who knows, i may be the product of his ingredients...hold the yeast.